when jesus is born I get presents
when jesus dies I get chocolate
I love jesus
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat
i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my fucking sandals”
So i got instagram, and I’m scared that no one will follow me!
It’s amygotinsty if anyone is interested!